Remember that bible story about the Sphinx That Wouldn’t Stop Staring at Baby Jesus?
I am angry at the Civil War monument industry for filling our heads with impossible mustache ideals. Thanks graveyard. Now I have mustache dysmorphia.
This is why I am glad to be an only child. I would be so mad if one of my dumb BROTHERS got to be the one to marry mom.
When I die, I also want to be buried in a pyramid and have all of my favorite animals flattened and bronzed.
This was the time Jeff Tweedy tried out falconry at Wilco’s SOLID SOUND FESTIVAL.
After a year’s hiatus, Solid Sound returns to North Adams, MA. I will be hosting the comedy stage, welcoming the Massachusettsian JEN KIRKMAN and the non-Massachusettsians AL MADRIGAL and REGGIE WATTS.
Wilco will play both Friday and Saturday nights, and there will be so much else going on that you will not be sorry to join us, and you will not be attacked by a hawk.
Please let the people know that it is hashtagged #SolidSound2013, and see you in the beautiful hills/repurposed machine parts factories of Western MA.
That is all.
PS: I will also be in Chicago on 6/13: http://bit.ly/laffsONLY