"Airport wonton soup: highly recommended for anyone who did two shows in Chicago last night and then drank a martini in the hotel bar after leaving your take out dinner behind in the car."

See you tonight in Akron and then tomorrow in PITTSBURGH. 

Johnhodgman.com/tour (at Chicago Midway International Airport)

"Airport wonton soup: highly recommended for anyone who did two shows in Chicago last night and then drank a martini in the hotel bar after leaving your take out dinner behind in the car."

See you tonight in Akron and then tomorrow in PITTSBURGH.

Johnhodgman.com/tour (at Chicago Midway International Airport)

This from the booths at the late night gyro place in MKE last night. 

Attn: @draplin #thicklines

This from the booths at the late night gyro place in MKE last night.

Attn: @draplin #thicklines

The next time I work with Chevy Chase [pregnant pause], I won’t tell people what it’s like. Because people will be fascinated.

CHICAGO IS TONIGHT

http://upcomedyclub.com/show.cfm?id=337092&cart

at 7 PM I will perform at the show called I STOLE YOUR DAD (w/special guest Ayn Rand)

At 9:30 it is new material called VACATIONLAND

Bill and Kevin have left me, so I am lonely. Please come and say hello. Posters and hanging out shall be available.

If someone brings Malort you know I’m going to drink it. (at Ambassador Hotel - Milwaukee)

jenkirkman:

Hello World!
Thank you for clicking this link as you make that big decision about whether or not to join this email list.


Let me make my case. I often get people who Tweet at me, “COME TO MY CITY” and sadly, they tweet it as I’m on an airplane after having just done six shows in…

Mozz whips, cheese curds, Murray’s and Squirt. Hospitality at Turner Hall is still and always best.

Mozz whips, cheese curds, Murray’s and Squirt. Hospitality at Turner Hall is still and always best.

Bill Corbett does not want to sit in the backstage sex bean bag at Turner Hall. 

http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurchase?&agency=TURNER_HALL&pid=7836858 (at Turner Hall)

Bill Corbett does not want to sit in the backstage sex bean bag at Turner Hall.

http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurchase?&agency=TURNER_HALL&pid=7836858 (at Turner Hall)

Now we are in Milwaukee and @kevinwmurphy is about to get attacked by an inflatable crab. 

TONIGHT! http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurchase?&agency=TURNER_HALL&pid=7836858 (at Milwaukee Public Market)

Now we are in Milwaukee and @kevinwmurphy is about to get attacked by an inflatable crab.

TONIGHT! http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurchase?&agency=TURNER_HALL&pid=7836858 (at Milwaukee Public Market)

Look at this mirage I saw in Madison Wisconsin. 

Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett, and I, John Hodgman had to Milwaukee NOW.

tickets for tonight=http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurchase?&agency=TURNER_HALL&pid=7836858 (at Hilton Madison Monona Terrace)

Look at this mirage I saw in Madison Wisconsin.

Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett, and I, John Hodgman had to Milwaukee NOW.

tickets for tonight=http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurchase?&agency=TURNER_HALL&pid=7836858 (at Hilton Madison Monona Terrace)

WISCONSIN TONIGHT
http://www.barrymorelive.com/tickets/1410192.html

WISCONSIN TOMORROW
http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurchase?&agency=TURNER_HALL&pid=7836858

WISCONSIN FOREVER

 (at The Mocha Mouse)