mattbraunger:

Portland! I’m-a-comin’ for one night only. Please pass this on, and come see me this Friday!

I am not in Los Angeles with my Daily Show friends. I am in Maine on a mountain that is also a Van De Graaff generator I guess. But I am thinking of them and Seth Meyers and of course David Rees whose last GOING DEEP of the season premieres tonight at 10 on NatGeo.

I am not in Los Angeles with my Daily Show friends. I am in Maine on a mountain that is also a Van De Graaff generator I guess. But I am thinking of them and Seth Meyers and of course David Rees whose last GOING DEEP of the season premieres tonight at 10 on NatGeo.

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JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN VERDICT No 174: “Unreasonable Scorch and Leisure” is now posted for public review. 

Listen HERE to learn HOW you can meet up with me, John Hodgman, and Jonathan Niederer, the FRESH BANANA MAN in Kennebunk, Maine on Saturday. 

Then on SUNDAY meet me, Monte Belmonte, and Emily Brewster of The Dictionary in the Pioneer Valley of Massachusetts. 

Then on Labor Day, take a rest. 

And look, good luck to all my Daily Show friends at the Emmys tonight. Seth Meyers is going to be great.

But also please watch GOING DEEP WITH DAVID REES tonight on NatGeo at 10pm.

It’s the end of GOING DEEP, the end of the summer, and maybe, if we’re lucky, THE END OF TIMES. Then I won’t have to finish my summer homework. 

But probably I will be back in Brooklyn, NY next week like everyone else. 

That is all!

dominel:

Craig Ferguson, TMBG, John Hodgman. Too much awesome!

This was a wonderful wonderful day. 

jason-sims:

In which John Hodgman discusses his upcoming appearance at The Bottletree Cafe, and also says nice things about Birmingham and me.

formfollowsfunctionjournal:

Step 9 
Sell Nickels

I have been working from home selling nickels for a year now. 
I have already made 28 dimes. CLICK LINKS FOR DETAILS HOW YOU CAN QUIT JOB AND NICKEL SELL TOO. 

formfollowsfunctionjournal:

Step 9 

Sell Nickels

I have been working from home selling nickels for a year now. 

I have already made 28 dimes. CLICK LINKS FOR DETAILS HOW YOU CAN QUIT JOB AND NICKEL SELL TOO. 

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Can’t fully extend his arms; has a bunch of exposed wiring in his abs; walks and runs as if he has the droid equivalent of arthritis. And you say, well, he was put together by an eight-year-old. Yes, but a trip to the nearest Radio Shack would fix that. Also, I’m still waiting to hear the…

kylesauter:

Poster design for John Hodgman at Higher Ground in Burlington, VT.

kylesauter:

Poster design for John Hodgman at Higher Ground in Burlington, VT.

I was not admitted. Luckily GOING DEEP with DAVID REES is a club that welcomes all humans. Tonight at 10PM on NatGeo

I was not admitted. Luckily GOING DEEP with DAVID REES is a club that welcomes all humans. Tonight at 10PM on NatGeo

FRESH BANANAS HERE!