C-3PO Can’t fully extend his arms; has a bunch of exposed wiring in his abs; walks and runs as if he has the droid equivalent of arthritis. And you say, well, he was put together by an eight-year-old. Yes, but a trip to the nearest Radio Shack would fix that. Also, I’m still waiting to hear the…
Being a writer is sort of like being a werewolf. You go through a long, painful transformation from procrastinator to productive creature; then you become a being of pure instinct; you forget what it ever like to not write, ravage, and howl at the moon; then you wake up with no memories and see the damage that you’ve done. And then you pray that it will never happen again.
On an episode of the Judge John Hodgman podcast several weeks ago (Laissez Hair, I believe), a lovely Dallas couple disputed whether the husband should have to help his wife color her hair pink at home. I believe they also mentioned relocating to the Austin area soon and as an Austin-area hair…
Judge John Hodgman Verdict No 172-DAILY SECURITY BEEFING-is now POSTED for public review.
This one involves a couple of Pittsburghers who have a disagreement about the best way to protect their apartment from burglars: pull the shades down, or keep an old unlicensed rifle in the corner.
This was recorded in the studios of WRSI in Northampton, MA with summertime bailiff MONTE BELMONTE. Click his name to hear some of the great radio he produces in the Pioneer Valley, and/or listen every morning to the radio when you’re visiting there. And you should visit there.
This one and next week’s were recorded BEFORE the episodes we released last week, recorded at WERU here in Maine. So some references may be out of order, and some call backs may be secret calls forward, and generally if you are confused in your life, this is the reason why.
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