WHILE I WAIT for the Evans-as-Zaius-as-Twain videos to ROLL in, HERE IS ARCHIVAL FOOTAGE OF MAURICE EVANS warning Mia Farrow not to move into the Dakota with John Cassavetes. WHAT YOU DON’T SEE is that Maurice Evans bludgeoned Charles Grodin with THAT VERY LEG OF LAMB back when it was frozen, earlier in the afternoon. That is all.
REGARDING THE AUDIO AND ELECTRONIC VERSIONS OF... →
I am grateful that so many of you want an audio and also an electronic version of THAT IS ALL. SO DO I. I have to audio record the one, and I have updated the above link with some more detail regarding the challenges of making the e-book edition. That is all.
THE END IS NIGH TOUR is ended. THANK YOU SO MUCH to all who attended. I’m sorry I could not give you mayonnaise Seattle, but I do hope I gave you memories. IF NO, perhaps the above video from Adam Pranica will remind you. That is all.
Ladies and gentlemen, your TOP 10 COELACANTH... →
In THE NETHERLANDS, turkey is not served with...
…but instead is smothered in a heavy white sauce of flour, cream, juniper, and hashish. ALSO: THE USE OF HASHISH BY MURDEROUS ZEALOTS IS THE ORIGIN OF THE TERM “HASHASSIN.” #europeanhashishcustoms
In Sweden, they celebrate thanksgiving THE NIGHT...
And the turkey is actually smoked eels, SHAPED into a turkey. #europeanthanksgivingtraditions
IN AUSTRIA, they do not eat turkey, but instead...
In France, children are told that the turkey is...
And they are not allowed to eat it unless they finish their wine. #europeanthanksgiving traditions
JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN Case File 42 is now available... →
Happy Thanksgiving, humans.
I FEEL BAD AND DUMB that I did not read this piece... →
HERE IS MY FRIEND and constant inspiration, and sometimes CRIME FIGHTING PARTNER, MS. SARAH VOWELL making her Daily Show debut. ALSO, LISTEN CAREFULLY for the cameo appearance by @EliottKalan, the nerd, as the voice of Charlie Brown. I HAVE ALERTED THE ESTATE of Charles M Schulz to his performance, and together we will SUE HIM OUT OF NERDY EXISTENCE. That is all.
The Stephen King cycle continues in TODAY IN RAGNAROK
NEIL GAIMAN has joined the line up for tomorrow... →
Today in Ragnarok, plus: MIXED NUTS? YES, PLEASE!
"Sartre’s dead, and it’s Hodgman’s world." →
HOW DID I MISS this quote from Kirkus Reviews? THIS MAY TAKE OVER the blurb real estate currently held by the Church of Satan. DETAILS on today’s BARNES AND NOBLE UNION SQ/NYC event are HERE. That is all.
VIDEO MESSAGE ALERT SERVICE: your Today in Ragnarok video has been TRANSMITTED. That is all.
It is known: that on Nov 14, at 7 in the evening,... →
And I will answer ALL your questions. That is all.
Today in Ragnarok, farewell Asheville edition.
AMAZING TIME LAPSE PHOTOGRAPHY
I first met MARTIN KRZYWY at the Regulator in Durham in the 2007. I next met him on November 9, 2011. CAN YOU SPOT THE SUBTLE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THESE PHOTOS (One thing that is the same: Martin still spells his name KRZYWY. And I am immortal in both photos. DO YOU HEAR ME? IMMORTAL!) Asheville tickets for 11/11/11 are HERE. That is all.