John Hodgman

May 22

I will be drinking Malort in Chicago on 6/13: http://bit.ly/laffsONLY
That is all. 
Image courtesy Gina Mai

I will be drinking Malort in Chicago on 6/13: http://bit.ly/laffsONLY

That is all. 

Image courtesy Gina Mai

May 21

Secret Society = http://bit.ly/obelisksandholes
It would seem these tickets are sold out now. Once again in incredibly short order. I am very grateful. If you could not join, SECRET SOCIETY will return in the fall. 
Meanwhile, please enjoy THE STEPS OF FREEMASONRY. 
That is all. 

Secret Society = http://bit.ly/obelisksandholes

It would seem these tickets are sold out now. Once again in incredibly short order. I am very grateful. 

If you could not join, SECRET SOCIETY will return in the fall. 

Meanwhile, please enjoy THE STEPS OF FREEMASONRY. 

That is all. 

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Thank you once again, members of SECRET SOCIETY, for your good company and TOTAL SECRECY. 
The password for next week’s meeting shall be revealed to the public at 3PM. 
That is all. 

Thank you once again, members of SECRET SOCIETY, for your good company and TOTAL SECRECY. 

The password for next week’s meeting shall be revealed to the public at 3PM. 

That is all. 

Cameron Esposito: Tell your rape jokes. Expect to be challenged on them. -

paulftompkins:

This is exactly right. - Paul

cameronesposito:

Seems like every 6 months or so - maybe once a year - there is a debate about rape jokes. Here’s how it goes:

A dude tells jokes about rape or deals with hecklers in way that includes rape. A woman hears these jokes or is the heckler. She publicly states that she is upset or didn’t like the joke…

I concur with PFT: C Esposito forever.

May 20

Tonight’s SECRET SOCIETY is sold out, but I will retweet-tumbl those who may have extra tickets. 
That is all. 

Tonight’s SECRET SOCIETY is sold out, but I will retweet-tumbl those who may have extra tickets. 

That is all. 

May 19

Remember that bible story about the Sphinx That Wouldn’t Stop Staring at Baby Jesus?

Remember that bible story about the Sphinx That Wouldn’t Stop Staring at Baby Jesus?

I am angry at the Civil War monument industry for filling our heads with impossible mustache ideals. Thanks graveyard. Now I have mustache dysmorphia.

I am angry at the Civil War monument industry for filling our heads with impossible mustache ideals. Thanks graveyard. Now I have mustache dysmorphia.

We are at the cemetery again, and it’s a little gross.

We are at the cemetery again, and it’s a little gross.