This is why I am glad to be an only child. I would be so mad if one of my dumb BROTHERS got to be the one to marry mom.
When I die, I also want to be buried in a pyramid and have all of my favorite animals flattened and bronzed.
Secret party at Petland
Ok. I think we could’ve had closed the book on this story two days ago.
This was the time Jeff Tweedy tried out falconry at Wilco’s SOLID SOUND FESTIVAL.
After a year’s hiatus, Solid Sound returns to North Adams, MA. I will be hosting the comedy stage, welcoming the Massachusettsian JEN KIRKMAN and the non-Massachusettsians AL MADRIGAL and REGGIE WATTS.
Wilco will play both Friday and Saturday nights, and there will be so much else going on that you will not be sorry to join us, and you will not be attacked by a hawk.
SEE ALL THE DETAILS HERE (For walled gardeners, Facebook is HERE)
Please let the people know that it is hashtagged #SolidSound2013, and see you in the beautiful hills/repurposed machine parts factories of Western MA.
That is all.
PS: I will also be in Chicago on 6/13: http://bit.ly/laffsONLY
Muhammad Ali, Hulk Hogan, Cyndi Lauper, Liberace And Wendi Richter
Your first look at @JossActual ‘s new prequel series “Avengers: 1984”
I will be appearing in the fictional city of Chicago on 6/13 for the Just For Laughs Fest. For tickets, just type: http://bit.ly/laffsONLY
THAT IS ALL.
.@gilbertliz is my friend, but also among the most maddeningly talented writers I have encountered, and an inspiration to me for 15 years. She is writing fiction again. While you wait for this one, please go read “The Famous Torn and Restored Lit Cigarette Trick” from the Paris Review #141 and see where I learned EVERY TRICK I KNOW.