We are at the cemetery again, and it’s a little gross.

Cemetery pranks.

All the dead leaves in the Van Rensellaer crypt are afraid of the dark.

This is why I am glad to be an only child. I would be so mad if one of my dumb BROTHERS got to be the one to marry mom.

When I die, I also want to be buried in a pyramid and have all of my favorite animals flattened and bronzed.

Secret party at Petland

Ok. I think we could’ve had closed the book on this story two days ago.

This was the time Jeff Tweedy tried out falconry at Wilco’s SOLID SOUND FESTIVAL. 

After a year’s hiatus, Solid Sound returns to North Adams, MA. I will be hosting the comedy stage, welcoming the Massachusettsian JEN KIRKMAN and the non-Massachusettsians AL MADRIGAL and REGGIE WATTS. 

Wilco will play both Friday and Saturday nights, and there will be so much else going on that you will not be sorry to join us, and you will not be attacked by a hawk. 

SEE ALL THE DETAILS HERE (For walled gardeners, Facebook is HERE)

Please let the people know that it is hashtagged #SolidSound2013, and see you in the beautiful hills/repurposed machine parts factories of Western MA. 

That is all. 

PS: I will also be in Chicago on 6/13: http://bit.ly/laffsONLY

browsethestacks:

Muhammad Ali, Hulk Hogan, Cyndi Lauper, Liberace And Wendi Richter

Your first look at @JossActual ‘s new prequel series “Avengers: 1984”

I will be appearing in the fictional city of Chicago on 6/13 for the Just For Laughs Fest. For tickets, just type: http://bit.ly/laffsONLY

THAT IS ALL.