An important message about Instagram integrity from @gelmania #showfriendsnotbiz (at Star Garden)

Please note that @gelmania is wearing socks like a pro. #engaged cc @janicza  (at Star Garden)

Please note that @gelmania is wearing socks like a pro. #engaged cc @janicza (at Star Garden)

This martini and I are eating for @sampotts to arrive.

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Judge John Hodgman Verdict No. 155 is now POSTED for public review. 

Re-welcoming guest bailiff John Roderick of the great RODERICK ON THE LINE PODCAST and the equally great LONG WINTERS of music, this case involves a man in Olympia who believes he is a car-proof immortal and his girlfriend who wants him to hold her hand. 

It’s called “Perp Walk” and you can listen and/or download, subscribe, and discuss, all right HERE

As always, you can submit your own disputes for the court right HERE

Finally, you can hear me and Roderick recreate our famous comic banter, plus music and comedy stories, in SANTA FE this June, when we will be performing for the pleasure of none other than GEORGE RR MARTIN on the eve of my birthday.

Get details for this and all of my forthcoming live appearances via johnhodgman.com/tour. 

That is all. 

I am going to read @robbaedeker ‘s book and then talk at everyone on this airplane.

I am going to read @robbaedeker ‘s book and then talk at everyone on this airplane.

superseventies:

1975 bathroom design.

I also grew up with a water testing fern.

superseventies:

1975 bathroom design.

I also grew up with a water testing fern.

johnbyrnedraws:

Marvel Premiere #47, page 15 by John Byrne & Bob Layton. 1979.

Whoa. James Whitmore reference. That’s a pretty deep cut.

johnbyrnedraws:

Marvel Premiere #47, page 15 by John Byrne & Bob Layton. 1979.

Whoa. James Whitmore reference. That’s a pretty deep cut.

laughingsquid:

A Sex Infographic That Charts Out Who Has Hooked up with Who on Seasons 1-3 of ‘Game of Thrones’

Uh, I believe you mean, “Who has hooked up with WHOM”

New tUnE-yArDs, everybody. ROLL UP for your new tUnE-yArDs.

I’m ready to be that weird drifter on Walking Dead now.

I’m ready to be that weird drifter on Walking Dead now.