Always glad to see this guy at Little Pete’s. (@pftompkins I mean. I guess I like the guy in the background too. I don’t want to commit.) (at Little Pete’s Restaurant)

Always glad to see this guy at Little Pete’s. (@pftompkins I mean. I guess I like the guy in the background too. I don’t want to commit.) (at Little Pete’s Restaurant)

Last night Hannah gave me this beautiful drawing of me as an owl and Jesse as Jesse. Thank you again, brother lovers of Philadelphia. 

See you tomorrow in Madison and then Milwaukee and Chicago and Akron and Pittsburgh. 

Johnhodgman.com/tour (at Little Pete’s Restaurant)

Last night Hannah gave me this beautiful drawing of me as an owl and Jesse as Jesse. Thank you again, brother lovers of Philadelphia.

See you tomorrow in Madison and then Milwaukee and Chicago and Akron and Pittsburgh.

Johnhodgman.com/tour (at Little Pete’s Restaurant)

I found this weird painting in the Philadelphia Stock Exchange when I took the Trading Places bus tour today.  (at Underground Arts)

I found this weird painting in the Philadelphia Stock Exchange when I took the Trading Places bus tour today. (at Underground Arts)

Comedy Bang! Bang! and The Birthday Boys Return Tonight on IFC

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It is important for your soul that you watch the @ComedyBangBang premiere tonight. #cbbtv

Just had my first scrapple of these 12 hours I will spend in Philadelphia. The next shall likely be between 2 and 3 AM. The scrapple magic hour.

Just had my first scrapple of these 12 hours I will spend in Philadelphia. The next shall likely be between 2 and 3 AM. The scrapple magic hour.

PLEASE let the humans of Wisconsin know that Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy and I are returning to them with NEW comedy shows. 

SUNDAY at the Barrymore in Madison. TICKETS 

and then MONDAY at Turner Hall Ballroom in MKE. TICKETS

That is all. 

Thank you for attending a SECRET SOCIETY. 

The next meeting shall be on October 29. 

Bit.ly/unagiandbabyflesh

Thank you for attending a SECRET SOCIETY.

The next meeting shall be on October 29.

Bit.ly/unagiandbabyflesh

highway62:

We have reached peak Maxwell in 1980.

From IN SEARCH OF, season 5.

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Judge John Hodgman Verdict No. 180—MAXFUNWEEK!—is now posted for public review. 

With guests Hrishi Hirway, Nate DiMeo, and Griffin McElroy!

Download, subscribe, discuss, and dispute my wisdom HERE

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And please note the following PUBLIC COMEDY APPEARANCES:

Philadelphia on FRIDAY (10/17) TICKETS

Madison on 10/19 with Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy TICKETS

Milwaukee on 10/20 also with Corbett and Murphy  TICKETS

Chicago on 10/21 with 2 different shows  TICKETS

Akron on 10/22 FREE reading and Q&A  INFO

Pittsburgh on 10/23 TICKETS

I will be hanging out after each show if you have any beefs with me. 

THAT IS ALL

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