John Hodgman, Mr. John Hodgman, I was disappointed to find you have a wife. Would you consider taking another? I would be no threat to your first and likely superior wife. Mostly I just want to bake you cookies and put my hand on your shoulder. Thank you for brightening my days with your brilliant humor.

Mr. John Hodgman, I was disappointed to find you have a wife. Would you consider taking another? I would be no threat to your first and likely superior wife. Mostly I just want to bake you cookies and put my hand on your shoulder. Thank you for brightening my days with your brilliant humor.

Anonymous

You are very kind, but look: I may want to run for president some day. So I must decline the offer.

I think that’s it, everyone. See you next time.

And please come and see me at Cobb’s Comedy Club in SF on 1/20/12.

THAT IS ALL

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