I don’t know where I was when I missed this fan-made trailer for the movie currently titled:

“JOHN CARTER, Secretly of Mars, but only SECRETLY! Because Some People Do Not Like Science Fiction, and Maybe They Will Be Tricked Into Thinking That The Four-Armed Green Creatures We Show Them In The Trailer Are Actually Football Players In A New Secret Season of Friday Night Lights in Which Everyone Dresses Up Like Aliens but Are DEFINITELY NOT NERDS.” 

In any case, this is a movie which, for many reasons, I want very much to like. And now, for the first time thanks to this fan-made trailer, I REALLY REALLY DO. 

BUT THEN, what do I know about movie marketing? I am just a nerd who was going to see it anyway, right? Except for the fact that the official marketing seemed so embarrassed and ashamed of itsself that I actually managed to FORGET it was made by Andrew Stanton and Michael Chabon and very nearly blew it off. 

But instead, I am going to see it tonight, and I am even LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 

I hope I like it. I HOPE WE ALL DO. 

That is all.