Via @RocketPunch1221 this morning on Twitter, the strangest use of my name and likeness I have ever encountered.
(Start watching at 3:01, and please forgive the buzz marketing for BMW and lack of mustache.)
Thank you to Micah Muzio, who apparently wrote this car review.
But honestly, I think you would have confused fewer people if you had said the this car was as stable as Ted McGinley on thorazine.
That is all.