hodgman:

Good Ragnarok to YouAs you may know, my one-hour live comedy special JOHN HODGMAN: RAGNAROK debuts TODAY 6/20 on Netflix in the US, Canada, the UK, and Scandinavia. When we shot RAGNAROK last December, we were very lucky to receive from Empire Mayonnaise of Brooklyn many custom jars of John Hodgman Brand SURVIVAL MAYONNAISE.(To find out why hoarding mayonnaise in your doomsday bunker is at least as essential as hoarding urine, you may watch RAGNAROK tomorrow. Instructions on watching may be found here: bit.ly/JHragnarok) Currently, there are only SIX REMAINING JARS in my survival mayonnaise cache, and starting tomorrow I will give away FIVE OF THEM, signed and numbered, to the humans who submit to me THE MOST EMBARRASSING SCREEN CAPS OF ME AND MY HIDEOUS NECK MEAT. I will give away one jar each for each fifth of the program’s running time—that is to say, one for the first 12 minutes, another for the second 12 minutes, and so on. SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR TIME. Simply post your screencaps (one per person please) to the major social medias and tag them #RAGNAROK, and I will monitor and share the most awkward and insulting images of my own face. Then stop posting your screencaps at noon on Friday, because that is when I will stop looking at them. Then I will choose and contact the winners and send them mayonnaise in the regular mail, unless I can get Kevin Costner to dress as a postman and ride it over to your house on a mule, which would be my preference. GOOD HUNTING, and GOOD RAGNAROK EVE TO YOU ALL. That is all.

hodgman:

Good Ragnarok to You

As you may know, my one-hour live comedy special JOHN HODGMAN: RAGNAROK debuts TODAY 6/20 on Netflix in the US, Canada, the UK, and Scandinavia.

When we shot RAGNAROK last December, we were very lucky to receive from Empire Mayonnaise of Brooklyn many custom jars of John Hodgman Brand SURVIVAL MAYONNAISE.

(To find out why hoarding mayonnaise in your doomsday bunker is at least as essential as hoarding urine, you may watch RAGNAROK tomorrow. Instructions on watching may be found here: bit.ly/JHragnarok)

Currently, there are only SIX REMAINING JARS in my survival mayonnaise cache, and starting tomorrow I will give away FIVE OF THEM, signed and numbered, to the humans who submit to me THE MOST EMBARRASSING SCREEN CAPS OF ME AND MY HIDEOUS NECK MEAT.

I will give away one jar each for each fifth of the program’s running time—that is to say, one for the first 12 minutes, another for the second 12 minutes, and so on. SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR TIME.

Simply post your screencaps (one per person please) to the major social medias and tag them #RAGNAROK, and I will monitor and share the most awkward and insulting images of my own face.

Then stop posting your screencaps at noon on Friday, because that is when I will stop looking at them.

Then I will choose and contact the winners and send them mayonnaise in the regular mail, unless I can get Kevin Costner to dress as a postman and ride it over to your house on a mule, which would be my preference.

GOOD HUNTING, and GOOD RAGNAROK EVE TO YOU ALL.

That is all.

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