John Hodgman

I am angry at the Civil War monument industry for filling our...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:56:19 -0400

I am angry at the Civil War monument industry for filling our heads with impossible mustache ideals. Thanks graveyard. Now I have mustache dysmorphia.

We are at the cemetery again, and it’s a little gross.

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:44:45 -0400

We are at the cemetery again, and it’s a little gross.

Cemetery pranks.

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:09:44 -0400

Cemetery pranks.

All the dead leaves in the Van Rensellaer crypt are afraid of...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:07:23 -0400

All the dead leaves in the Van Rensellaer crypt are afraid of the dark.

This is why I am glad to be an only child. I would be so mad if...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:04:17 -0400

This is why I am glad to be an only child. I would be so mad if one of my dumb BROTHERS got to be the one to marry mom.

When I die, I also want to be buried in a pyramid and have all...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:01:19 -0400

When I die, I also want to be buried in a pyramid and have all of my favorite animals flattened and bronzed.

Secret party at Petland

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:14:40 -0400

Secret party at Petland

Ok. I think we could’ve had closed the book on this story...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:36:54 -0400

Ok. I think we could’ve had closed the book on this story two days ago.

This was the time Jeff Tweedy tried out falconry at...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:35:00 -0400

This was the time Jeff Tweedy tried out falconry at Wilco’s SOLID SOUND FESTIVAL.

After a year’s hiatus, Solid Sound returns to North Adams, MA. I will be hosting the comedy stage, welcoming the Massachusettsian JEN KIRKMAN and the non-Massachusettsians AL MADRIGAL and REGGIE WATTS.

Wilco will play both Friday and Saturday nights, and there will be so much else going on that you will not be sorry to join us, and you will not be attacked by a hawk.

SEE ALL THE DETAILS HERE (For walled gardeners, Facebook is HERE)

Please let the people know that it is hashtagged #SolidSound2013, and see you in the beautiful hills/repurposed machine parts factories of Western MA.

That is all.

PS: I will also be in Chicago on 6/13: http://bit.ly/laffsONLY

browsethestacks: Muhammad Ali, Hulk Hogan, Cyndi Lauper,...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:34:23 -0400

browsethestacks:

Muhammad Ali, Hulk Hogan, Cyndi Lauper, Liberace And Wendi Richter

Your first look at @JossActual ‘s new prequel series “Avengers: 1984”

I will be appearing in the fictional city of Chicago on 6/13 for the Just For Laughs Fest. For...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:37:00 -0400

I will be appearing in the fictional city of Chicago on 6/13 for the Just For Laughs Fest. For tickets, just type: http://bit.ly/laffsONLY

THAT IS ALL.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 20:14:54 -0400

Judge John Hodgman Verdict No. 110 is now POSTED for public...

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:48:12 -0400

Judge John Hodgman Verdict No. 110 is now POSTED for public review.

This one involves indoor furniture on outdoor porches in CABBAGETOWN, ATL.

As always, please listen, download, subscribe, and discuss HERE.

Won’t you consider seeing me converse with Adam Savage in San Francisco. It is going to HAPPEN ON 5/29. Details are always here:

http://bit.ly/nerdsummit

That is all.

.@gilbertliz is my friend, but also among the most maddeningly...

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:27:26 -0400

.@gilbertliz is my friend, but also among the most maddeningly talented writers I have encountered, and an inspiration to me for 15 years. She is writing fiction again. While you wait for this one, please go read “The Famous Torn and Restored Lit Cigarette Trick” from the Paris Review #141 and see where I learned EVERY TRICK I KNOW.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 19:01:31 -0400

By ALARMING popular request, more FIREBALL.

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:00:42 -0400

By ALARMING popular request, more FIREBALL.

Satanic pinball.

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:53:24 -0400

Satanic pinball.

http://bit.ly/superssmartnarcissistclub http://bit.ly/superssmart...

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:01:31 -0400

http://bit.ly/superssmartnarcissistclub

That is all.

http://bit.ly/superssmartnarcissistclub

Thank you SECRET SOCIETANS for making the secret pilgrimage last...

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:05:06 -0400

Thank you SECRET SOCIETANS for making the secret pilgrimage last night.

I shall reveal the password for next week’s meeting at 3PM Secret Society Standard Time.

And yes: OF COURSE I got this photo from infowars.com

That is all.

devilduck: Six Million Dollar Man bubble bath… The intern at...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:16:32 -0400

devilduck:

Six Million Dollar Man bubble bath…

The intern at this firm’s art department banged out this design in less than 20 minutes while hungover as a fly buzzed his head repeatedly.

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