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JOHN HODGMAN

John Hodgman is the host of the Judge John Hodgman podcast, the co-creator with David Rees of DICKTOWN on FX/Hulu, the author of books like VACATIONLAND and MEDALLION STATUS, and doer of other things.

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I dare you to go to @themainemann and read the daddest of jokes he wrote to go with these daddest of socks. ANYWAY Joel joins me, Jesse, and Jennifer for another rollick in the docket on the @judgejohnhodgman which you can get by going here:... — I dare you to go to @themainemann and read the daddest of jokes he wrote to go with these daddest of socks. ANYWAY Joel joins me, Jesse, and Jennifer for another rollick in the docket on the @judgejohnhodgman which you can get by going here: https://bit.ly/JJHO527 or my bio. (at Maine)
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Just enjoying Jughead’s sandals phase for my own reasons.
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Parasite. (at Maine)
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Tap tap the ketchup bottle. None will come, then axolotl. There is a new episode of #judgejohnhodgman available here: bit.ly/JJHO521 (at Brooklyn, New York)
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Freshest fan fave. (at Richardsville)
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Everyone knows I buy only the most elegant toothpicks but now I am haunted, for having been to the Diamond website, I have learned they also make EXTRA LONG L’elegance toothpicks. I know, I know, Freud is precisely what I need. But seriously: are my... — Everyone knows I buy only the most elegant toothpicks but now I am haunted, for having been to the Diamond website, I have learned they also make EXTRA LONG L’elegance toothpicks. I know, I know, Freud is precisely what I need. But seriously: are my elegant picks not long enough?
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Mothy (at Maine)
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Ok then I guess I’m having a party after all. (at Maine)
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My old snaking grounds. (at Book and Snake Tomb)
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I regret that this Howe Street Stunner is not available for rent as it has proposed to be demolished. (at New Haven, Connecticut)
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